in light of the #MeToo movement, please boycott:
The Christmas song “I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” because it exploits endangered Hippos.
While we are at it the same goes for:
“Santa Clause is Coming to Town” = Fake News
“Little Drummer Boy” = Gender Neutral
“White Christmas” = Racist and xenophobic
“O’ Come all Ye Faithful” = Exclusive
“God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” = Anti-Feminist
“All I Want for Christmas is You” = Stalking
“Blue Christmas” = implies male/boy righteousness
“The 12 Days of Christmas” = anti-Semitic (8 days)
“Santa Baby” = Reverse #metoo and exploits handouts
“Winter Wonderland” = dismisses wonderlands that don’t have winter
“Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” = exclusive against 4th of July and Summer
“Let it Snow” = Not fair to those where it does not snow
“Do You Hear What I Hear” = insensitive to hearing impaired
“All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” = offensive to meth addicts
And last but not least….
“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” = promotes adultery.
If this offends anyone, please don’t bother to tell me – I frankly don’t care.
When you are bored, but still creative – you realize Coke® can make your Nativity scene.